A girl’s mood changes a lot, and she often makes herself unhappy because of trivial things. At this time, the boy needs to coax her, so it is best for the boy to prepare some heart-warming jokes when she is unhappy. Only in this way can I make her happy. Below, I will share with you some heartwarming jokes for girls.
1. One day a duck took a plane to travel around the world and ate a rice pudding on the plane. Be careful about the plane catching fire and crashing. Later, people found the duck in the wreckage of the plane that had been roasted before the rice pudding was digested. This is the origin of the rice pudding duck.
2. The princess kissed the frog, and the frog turned into a handsome prince. The prince knelt down on one knee and said to the princess: "Kind princess, thank you for saving me, but I have another wish."
The princess blushed and said shyly: "I promise you." "
The prince beamed: "You agree?" Then he quickly grabbed another frog and handed it to the princess: "Then help me change my wife back."
3. A man and a woman live together, and the man is gay.
One day, the woman fell ill, and the man gave her some medicine and cooked a bowl of noodles.
The girl was deeply moved and said to the man: "I think we can make do together."
The man quickly waved his hand: "You don't have a man, but I do." !"
4. Marry me and I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi-Cola, and take you to and from get off work with a Boeing 777. Promise me?
5. Husband: I heard that there is a 10 yuan handling fee for divorce procedures.
Wife: The marriage procedures are free, but we can’t divorce and lose money.
Husband: That’s right.
6. Father: "You are already 30 years old."
The daughter thought: Could it be that she is finally urging marriage?
Father : "Don't use cartoon avatars when you are so old. It's too childish."
5. The prince was cursed by a witch and could only speak one word every year. In order to express his love to the princess, the prince endured silence for two years.
In the third year, he was finally able to say the words "I love you". The prince happily went to find the princess. He accidentally got his foot stuck on the door frame and fell. The prince blurted out: " Oh my god."
6. The prince was cursed by the witch, can only say one word per year. In order to propose to the princess, the prince endured six years of silence.
In the seventh year, the prince happily found the princess and said to her: "I love you, marry me!"
Princess: "What?"
< p style="text-align: center;">7. When it got dark, the boy sent the girl home. He stopped the girl before she entered the house, made a noise and asked the girl: "Can I kiss you?"
The girl said shyly: "No, my dad is still at home, don't be discovered."
The boy said: "No. , he should have fallen asleep by this time. "
The girl was still not happy and hesitated for a long time.
Suddenly I heard a man's voice in the room: "If you want to kiss me, kiss me quickly. Don't ring the doorbell! I'm still sleeping!"
8. Ah Yue wants to cook in person. When cooking, I asked my mother, who was playing mahjong, how much rice to buy. My mother didn’t hear Ah Yue’s question, so she played the cards in her hand and said, “Nine tubes.” It turned out that one pot of rice lasted them for a whole week.
9. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said sincerely: After you have a wife, you will find that this law is actually to protect men. of.
10. You are over eighty years old and you still call your wife "honey," how do you do it?" : "Forget it, I suddenly forgot her name a few years ago and didn't dare to ask.
